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Jokes
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Once
an Electronic Engineer, Computer Engineer and Mechanic were
traveling in a car. A huge storm had set out and with it came
lightning and rain. Suddenly the car stopped abruptly, and the
engine refused to start.
Said
the Mechanic : "I think the engine must have got cold due
to this rain." Saying so he started working on the engine.
Thirty minutes had passed, but no luck.
Then
said the Electronic Engineer : "I think the problem must be
in the control board." He worked for an hour, meddling with
the wires in the control board. But no luck.
Finally
said the Computer Engineer : "I see none of your efforts
are working. But I know just the right way to solve the problem.
Let's get out of the car and get in again."
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What
happens when it rains cats and dogs? You step on a poodle!
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Once
Jesus and Moses had an arguent over who of them was the best
programmer. Each claimed that he was better than the other in
programming. God overheard this argument. So He decided to have
a competition to find out the better programmer. Both Jesus and
Moses were given an hour on their computers, to prove their
programming skills.
With
the start of the competition, both started keying in their code,
determined to win. But just as the given time was about to get
over, there was a power-cut, blacking out the computer screens.
A few seconds later, power returned and it was time-up. God went
up to look at the creation of Jesus and Moses on their
computers.
Moses
protested, "This isn't fair! I lost all my code in the
black-out."
God
chuckled, "Jesus SAVES!"
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